Exposé: Your Dog is Planning Something
All around Ottawa, dogs have been spotted holding hushed conversations by fire hydrants, accumulating for gatherings in the darkest corners of dog parks, and exchanging secret paw signals at the groomers and veterinary clinics.
The activity has set the city on edge and left dog owners wondering: “What is my good boy up to?”
Using the latest technology in dog espionage, the OHS employed a secret canine agent to infiltrate the pack’s ranks and reveal the purpose behind their inexplicable behaviour.
Last night, footage captured on a collar cam at a local Dog-Friendly Business peeled back the curtain on these pups’ schemes, and the truth is not as simple as a W-A-L-K.
After months of planning and careful negotiations, Ottawa’s dogs have secured the necessary transportation and contacts to deliver them to Lansdowne Park on Sunday, Sept. 28.
Their goal: ensure dogs outnumber humans at the Wiggle Waggle Walk & Run — a historic tail-turning point for the event.
The dog’s plans include a complete and total takeover of the K9 fun zone, family fun zone, and painting and photo booths. The dogs intend to run in every race and secure the gold medal to show that the Wiggle Waggle Walk & Run truly belongs to the dogs.
There is only one path forward for Ottawa’s human community, and that is for as many people as possible to sign up for the Wiggle Waggle Walk & Run. Doing so will ensure that there is at least a 1:1 ratio of people to dogs which means that everyone and every dog will enjoy lots of cuddles and love.
The dogs are coming to the Wiggle Waggle Walk & Run; are you?
Stephen Smith
Senior Manager: Marketing & Communications & Dog Espionage